No Happy Endings: Angelina Jolie Files for Divorce from Brad Pitt

We’re really sorry to crush your dreams of love on this gloomy Tuesday morning, but Angelina Jolie has filed from divorce from Brad Pitt, according to TMZ, and we’re not even sure which way is north at this point. Obviously, somewhere, Jennifer Aniston is celebrating, but the rest of us are feeling pretty scrambled.

Apparently, Jolie and Pitt had different ideas about child-rearing, and the final conflict was over their kids; Jolie filed papers yesterday citing the age-old irreconcilable differences, listing the date of separation as September 15. She wants physical custody of all six kids, TMZ reports, and proposes visitation for Pitt—whoa.

TMZ reports that Jolie was “extremely upset” with Pitt’s parenting techniques, and that there was no “third person.” She has retained Laura Wasser for representation, and—boom—isn’t asking for spousal support. She doesn’t need it!

We’re sad.


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